Hologram Man
The future of the 1990s is not here, but it’s alive on my VHS copy of Hologram Man! In the …
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Dead and Buried
I have learned many things in my years of reviewing horror movies. One of them is this: a beautiful woman you …
Ghosthouse
I’ll come right out and say this, at the risk of being mocked: Ghosthouse makes my top five list of …
Ragin’ Cajun (1991)
Ahh, David Heavener. The 90s direct-to-video Renaissance man. He’s a subject of much discussion around my household. Although he produces, …
Doctor Butcher, M.D.
The M.D. stands for Medical Deviate! The trailer tells you this, along with spoiling the movie as to the identity …
Sole Survivor (1983)
Happy New Year y’all! For my first post of 2017, I declare that on Seven Doors of Cinema, 2017 will …
Beyond Evil
In this supposed horror movie starring John Saxon and Lynda Day George, a couple goes to an unspecified island in …
Travelogue: Kung Fu Cannibals
Dear Readers, I decided I needed a vacation, so I booked a passage on a cruise ship going to the …
Billy Club
This morning there was an article on my Facebook feed about clairaudience, which is the psychic ability to hear things …
Poor Pretty Eddie
I don’t like rape/revenge movies, and I usually don’t like movies about scary hicks. I didn’t know what I was …
