Doctor Butcher, M.D.
The M.D. stands for Medical Deviate! The trailer tells you this, along with spoiling the movie as to the identity …
Author Archives: Wednesday's Child
Sole Survivor (1983)
Happy New Year y’all! For my first post of 2017, I declare that on Seven Doors of Cinema, 2017 will …
Beyond Evil
In this supposed horror movie starring John Saxon and Lynda Day George, a couple goes to an unspecified island in …
Travelogue: Kung Fu Cannibals
Dear Readers, I decided I needed a vacation, so I booked a passage on a cruise ship going to the …
Billy Club
This morning there was an article on my Facebook feed about clairaudience, which is the psychic ability to hear things …
Poor Pretty Eddie
I don’t like rape/revenge movies, and I usually don’t like movies about scary hicks. I didn’t know what I was …
Death Carries A Cane
Fall is here again, and football fans are still super annoying. I say this because I have a policy to …
Crystal Force
In the realm of the “evil shopkeeper” subgenre of horror films, Crystal Force makes Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders seem …
Nightmare in the Attic
Jacob and his friends, age 14, are standing outside a supposedly haunted house daring each other to go in. Everyone …
Hotline
When I found out yesterday that telephone psychic Miss Cleo had passed away, I realized I had almost completely forgotten …
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