Dead and Buried

January 25, 2017

I have learned many things in my years of reviewing horror movies. One of them is this: a beautiful woman you …

Ghosthouse

January 23, 2017

I’ll come right out and say this, at the risk of being mocked: Ghosthouse makes my top five list of …

January 16, 2017

Happy New Year y’all! For my first post of 2017, I declare that on Seven Doors of Cinema, 2017 will …

December 2, 2016

In this supposed horror movie starring John Saxon and Lynda Day George, a couple goes to an unspecified island in …

July 29, 2016

In the realm of the “evil shopkeeper” subgenre of horror films, Crystal Force makes Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders seem …

May 3, 2016

Ruth Bennett has broken what is perhaps my strictest horror rule: you should never move into a house you’ve unexpectedly …

April 29, 2016

Seeing unexpected moments of dubious quality is part of being a horror fan. I’m not talking about shocking moments like finding …

January 11, 2016

Catherine Deneuve is an ancient vampire. David Bowie is her younger vampire lover who suddenly begins to age. We find …

January 7, 2016

I have never been a big fan of Nicolas Cage. I remember picking up a magazine while bored at my …