Dead and Buried

January 25, 2017

I have learned many things in my years of reviewing horror movies. One of them is this: a beautiful woman you …

Ghosthouse

January 23, 2017

I’ll come right out and say this, at the risk of being mocked: Ghosthouse makes my top five list of …

January 18, 2017

The M.D. stands for Medical Deviate! The trailer tells you this, along with spoiling the movie as to the identity …

January 16, 2017

Happy New Year y’all! For my first post of 2017, I declare that on Seven Doors of Cinema, 2017 will …

December 2, 2016

In this supposed horror movie starring John Saxon and Lynda Day George, a couple goes to an unspecified island in …

November 25, 2016

Dear Readers, I decided I needed a vacation, so I booked a passage on a cruise ship going to the …

May 23, 2016

A rich Hong Kong family learns that money can’t buy sanity when one of the daughters-in-law buys a vase with …

April 29, 2016

Seeing unexpected moments of dubious quality is part of being a horror fan. I’m not talking about shocking moments like finding …

January 11, 2016

Catherine Deneuve is an ancient vampire. David Bowie is her younger vampire lover who suddenly begins to age. We find …